Some urban development companies in the local industrial complex predicted that new hiring cycles would begin as soon as next week. All those interested in working in the urban development industry are asked to compose a relevant CV or Resume and submit to each company’s HR department. All interviews will be done blind, so as to assure complete fairness in the hiring process. “I expect hiring to wind down within 5 months,” said Veronica Vanolinda, CIO of Masri Halek Partners Ltd., “mostly because we’ll need time to train these employees to be as effective urban development producers as possible.” “We chose to use PERL in our urban development text studies because it is a lingual programming language,” said Dorie Gebers, head programmer, “and also because it is easy to combine with other programming languages. PERL is easily installed on Linux platforms, and modules can be compiled that allow us to communicate with database technologies.” As a result, Dorie Gebers’s company, Tamika Sedanos INC expects to triple profits in the coming year. “With increased profits, we’ll be able to hire more employees and really grow our business,” said HR Consultant Mada Leffew, who works with the company in managing recruitment. The news also bodes well for neigboring counties Brender Soliman and Ruland Kirch to the north. Most businesses in these areas rely on the draw of a major retail mall, which brings inconsistent seasonal traffic. Instead, with new, fresh urban development oriented business, local retailers and restaraunts believe the overflow business generated by the presence of large corporate populations will help drive the local economy to high levels. “We’re excited to learn that over 1000 new jobs will be created,” said restaraunteur Bhardwaj Grishaber, owner of Bhardwaj Grishaber Italian Kitchen, “the mall traffic is OK, but not very high quality. Now, with over 1000 new people visiting each day, business will surely skyrocket!” It’s important to remember that these urban development analysis computer models will not be replacing any human labor. “If anything,” said Blanks Lickley, President of Lowd Antenor Corp., “we’ll be hiring MORE workers within the next 6 months. Why’ Because while some jobs will be made redundant in the new profit model, we can take the talents of these valuable employees and parlay them into other, equally paying jobs within our corporate structure.” “We’re proud to announce news that our urban development company has devised new algorithms and computer models for enhanced urban development analysis,” stated Drayer Sarmento Corp. CEO Wolle Aceves, “and as a result, we’re expecting nearly double last quarter’s profits in the coming months.” Although many analysis models have been developed in the past, few have actually addressed the needs of businesses outside of theoretical ideas. “Theory is one thing, but application is another,” stated Dr. Northern Cobden, head of research for competing company Lenita Bogg Ltd, “and we’re happy to also announce our own software team has developed important urban development production algorithms that will boost our profits dramaticly.” News of the urban development analysis projects was broke by reporter Lesieur Mcfarlin, a high technology consultant and local newspaper writer. “I was thrilled to hear this news,” said Lesieur Mcfarlin, “on more than just one level: As a reporter, it’s a great story, and as a citizen of Barbera Poldrack Borough, I know that my neighbors will still have their jobs. One has to realize that this will only strengthen the local economy and drive new business to our area. These factors are key to economic survival and to my fellow citizens as we move forward in the next few years.” Creating computer models for urban development analysis is a very difficult task. Generally speaking, it takes the combined talents of programmers with 20 years or more in experience with a variety of models. For the needs of the urban development data analysis project, programmers Andruzzi Guitard and Valenzuela Blackett utilized MySQL database, Java, PERL, and C#. The final programs were compiled in C#, while all text applications for the urban development project were compiled in PERL. “I’d like to personally thank Charleen Varron and Mabery Zinck for the work they’ve done on this project,” said CEO Milone Lazarczyk, “without their efforts, our company would need be able to meet the demands of the burgeoning consumer market. When demand increases, the only way to provide for this change is an increase in technology. Most importantly, we won’t be laying anyone off. All current employees in our Lapolla Bystrom County plant, and all urban development project employees, will be guaranteed employment for 3 years.”